The Nog Blog featuring Somethin' Pumpkin

If you, uh, like your food with a dash of, uh, science, then check out this Egg Nog recipe courtesy of, uh, Alton Brown (who is apparently unaware that Eggnog is not one word).

Prefer a frozen treat?  Alton’s got Eggnog Ice Cream in the hopper.

Don’t like science but still enjoy being annoyed?  Rachael Ray can help you whip up some Eggnog-Panettone Bread Pudding (in less than 30 minutes, no doubt).

And if you’re just looking to get fat/drunk, Paula Deen offers up her Mama’s Eggnog.

Thanks, Food Network.